{"product_id":"dumpster-fire-christmas-ornament","title":"Dumpster Fire Christmas Ornament","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome years earn a dumpster fire on the tree. This laser engraved wood ornament shows a flaming dumpster with two lines of text. Our most popular wording is \"2026 \/ IT'LL BE FINE,\" and you can choose your own two lines instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy people love it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGets a real laugh the moment it is unwrapped, then actually gets hung up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAn easy win for a white elephant swap or an office gift exchange\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA sarcastic gift for the friend, coworker, or family that had a year\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall enough for a stocking, memorable enough to be fought over\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWording ideas\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2026 \/ IT'LL BE FINE\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTHE SMITHS \/ STILL STANDING\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eACCOUNTING DEPT \/ WE SURVIVED\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSENIOR YEAR \/ NAILED IT\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMOM LIFE \/ THIS IS FINE\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHow to order\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003ePick \u003cstrong\u003e2026 \/ IT'LL BE FINE\u003c\/strong\u003e to get it exactly as pictured. Pick \u003cstrong\u003eMy own two lines\u003c\/strong\u003e for custom wording, then reply to your order confirmation email with Line 1 (top, up to 20 characters) and Line 2 (bottom, up to 20 characters). We engrave spelling and punctuation exactly as you send it. Buying for a whole team? Each ornament can have different wording.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAbout 3 x 3 inches, laser cut and engraved natural wood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRustic jute hanger attached and ready for the tree\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order in our Idaho workshop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eNatural wood grain and color vary slightly from piece to piece.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A Vision to Remember","offers":[{"title":"2026 \/ IT'LL BE FINE","offer_id":68075491623136,"sku":null,"price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"My own two lines","offer_id":68075491655904,"sku":null,"price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/7091\/files\/il_fullxfull.8692171387_gyaf.jpg?v=1792607510","url":"https:\/\/www.avtrboutique.com\/products\/dumpster-fire-christmas-ornament","provider":"A Vision to Remember","version":"1.0","type":"link"}