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Dumpster Fire Christmas Ornament

Dumpster Fire Christmas Ornament

Regular price $ 7.99 USD
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Some years earn a dumpster fire on the tree. This laser engraved wood ornament shows a flaming dumpster with two lines of text. Our most popular wording is "2026 / IT'LL BE FINE," and you can choose your own two lines instead.

Why people love it

  • Gets a real laugh the moment it is unwrapped, then actually gets hung up
  • An easy win for a white elephant swap or an office gift exchange
  • A sarcastic gift for the friend, coworker, or family that had a year
  • Small enough for a stocking, memorable enough to be fought over

Wording ideas

  • 2026 / IT'LL BE FINE
  • THE SMITHS / STILL STANDING
  • ACCOUNTING DEPT / WE SURVIVED
  • SENIOR YEAR / NAILED IT
  • MOM LIFE / THIS IS FINE

How to order

Pick 2026 / IT'LL BE FINE to get it exactly as pictured. Pick My own two lines for custom wording, then reply to your order confirmation email with Line 1 (top, up to 20 characters) and Line 2 (bottom, up to 20 characters). We engrave spelling and punctuation exactly as you send it. Buying for a whole team? Each ornament can have different wording.

Details

  • About 3 x 3 inches, laser cut and engraved natural wood
  • Rustic jute hanger attached and ready for the tree
  • Made to order in our Idaho workshop

Natural wood grain and color vary slightly from piece to piece.

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